Captured at www.girlfriendstealer.com
Finding a Girlfriend to Steal
Best of Chicago voting is live now. Vote for your favorites »
It has been brought to my attention (of course it’s never happened to me) that sometimes a girl will lie to a guy and tell him that she has a boyfriend as a “nice” way of rejecting him. This is very annoying for us and much time can be wasted on a girl before one realizes that she doesn’t really have a boyfriend after all. Therefore, it is important to verify early on that the girl does in fact have a boyfriend.
I think it’s best to start with a normal pickup attempt. It helps if you know the girl already has a boyfriend because you know in advance that you will be rejected and can therefore better concentrate on the task at hand. Talk the girl up, feed her lines, flirt, ask her out, give her your number–whatever the hell you normally do. Most likely, the girl will inform you politely that she has a boyfriend. You should tell her that’s fine and that you’d just like to become friends. Switch the conversation to “friendly” things. Ask her about her boyfriend. This will make her much more comfortable with the situation and convince her that you are comfortable with the fact that she has a boyfriend. Better yet, you might want to actually meet her boyfriend.
She’s Mine, What Now?
