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During the “closes” (that’s what we publishing types call getting an issue out to the printer) at the magazine where I used to work, we would play this little game called “Who’d Ya Rather?” The rules were pretty simple. You’d be given two candidates. Both pretty vile. And you’d have to indicate which one of the two you’d sleep with if you had to repopulate the world and why. As I’m feeling a little nostalgic these days, I decided for this issue’s Debate This that I would engage all of you in my version of Who’d Ya Rather? (now renamed Who’d You Do?). Below are your candidates. And I ask you, who’d you do? And why?
CANDIDATE #1: FLAVOR FLAV
Can be seen in public with me – Oh hell nah!!!
Shiny neck adornment; big ass clock (in multiple colors)
DaMistriss: I’m sorry. I can’t do it. I can’t choose. I won’t choose. God will have to start all over with the sixth day!
Flava Flav 2
