JANUARY

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“Ah, Paris,” a classic bit from the early 1970s that originally featured Gilda Radner as an American in Paris and Eugene Levy as her French suitor; “American Pie,” a mid-90s skit about the dating scene with Miriam Cohen (who now writes for Late Night With Conan O’Brien) and Neil Flynn (the janitor on Scrubs); and many other sketches from the past 40 years have been dusted off for The Best of Second City, which opened January 3 and runs through January 25 at the Metropolis Performing Arts Centre, 111 Campbell in Arlington Heights. Performances are tonight at 8 and tomorrow night at 7 and 10 and tickets are $17, $12 for students. For more call 847-577-2121 or see www.metropolisarts.com.

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In 2000, frustrated novelist and former Chicago insurance broker Leif Ueland (grandnephew of If You Want to Write author Brenda Ueland) was hired by Playboy to spend six months on a bus taking photos and writing about the magazine’s national search for the Playmate of the Millennium. His memoir, Accidental Playboy: Caught in the Ultimate Male Fantasy, covers his near misses with the would-be Playmates and deals with his own sexual confusion–a self-described sensitive guy raised in a feminist family, he hadn’t had sex in the six years preceding the assignment and was a bit uncomfortable around all those eager-to-please women. Ueland had the writing bug while living in Chicago in the late 1980s; he’d write at the old Scenes cafe on Clark and “scribble on legal pads at the beginning of every business day.” He returns tonight at 7:30 to read from Accidental Playboy at Quimby’s, 1854 W. North, Chicago (773-342-0910). It’s free; for more on Ueland visit www.leifueland.com.