02/06/2001 01:29AM KINKO’S PAGE 1 OF 1

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However, the King Speedy Printing spirit we displayed in last week’s 14-3 drubbing of the Zen Nudists remains ready, willing, and able to promote the benefits of high-speed duplication, full-color copying on demand, and free “velobinding” with a $300 minimum order. Several of us have taken marketing classes and, as such, understand that the benefits of sponsorship to King Speedy extend beyond the actual arena of play (let’s be honest, we weren’t exactly packing the bleachers at the Disney Magnet School gym). Therefore, in return for your ongoing support, you will continue to receive the following benefits as if the co-ed floor-hockey season had never been interrupted:

  1. WEEKLY BAR EXPOSURE: Just as we did after our first game, our team–five members including goaltender, no fewer than two females–will enter Glascott’s Groggery on Halsted every Saturday after 9:00 PM and will make spectacles of ourselves for a period of no less than two (2) hours. Each member will be wearing his or her King Speedy quality cotton T-shirt and will shout “King Speedy rules!” at assigned intervals, probably whenever we refill the pitcher.

Sincerely,