Tuesday, January 11, 11:20 PM

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Dispatcher: OK units, 352 is at Roscoe and Sheffield, he has the victim in his car, said this happened about 15 minutes ago. It’s a male black, six feet five inches tall, wearing a fedora, carrying a gun.

Dispatcher: I don’t know what a fedora is, but it’s something you wear.

Dispatcher: OK. Units around that Belmont and Sheffield, Roscoe and Sheffield area looking for the male black, six-five, wearing the fedora, and carrying the gun. He used to be, sometimes would occasionally carry a gun and use it to stick people up. The victim saw the man today and he remembered him from the last time that he stuck him up. But he didn’t see the gun today, but he knows the last time he stuck him up he did have a gun.

Unidentified caller number Five: And our fedoras are open.