Remember how one time (or maybe two) you warned a guy (while remaining masturbation-positive) not to condition his body to come only in response to a particular kind of stimulation? I believe (’cause I looked ’em up) your exact words were, “…if you hold your cock in a death grip every time, you may find it difficult to climax as the result of other, more subtle sensations.”
You’ll have to swear off the death grip forever, ABF, if you want your dick to respond to more subtle sensations. When you jerk off, use a light touch and let it take as long as necessary–and that may be a while. When you’re with a woman, fuck her brains out and give her orgasms galore, and when it’s time for you to come–the moment you’re used to taking matters into your own hands and finishing yourself off with the death grip–force yourself to use her body or her mouth or her pussy, or, if you must use your own hand, use the same light touch you’ve been practicing with. If you don’t come, well, tough shit, you don’t get to come. To avoid giving the women you’re with complexes, warn them in advance that you’re trying to retrain your dick. While this approach–a light touch, a firm resolve, and consistent denial–may be frustrating in the short run, in the long run it’s the only one that will kick your dick’s dormant nerve endings into gear.
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–Wanting Orgasm
Sorry, NF, but not only does “savage” have a sexual meaning already (“I would like to savage WO’s good-looking, sweet, sensitive, well-hung 19-year-old boy-friend”), but shock jock Michael Savage’s real last name is Weiner, which also has a sexual meaning already. (“Real Savages everywhere hate Michael Weiner for appropriating our last name, and as far as we’re concerned he can go eat his own weiner and choke on it.”)
