Aaaaargh! Do you really want to go prancing around Las Vegas with the kind of loser who could win your impossible plagiarism contest? I went on-line to figure out who you plagiarized, thinking it would only take a day or two to track down the authors of the responses in your plagiarized column. Twelve hours later, I gave up. The only person who could win this contest is some professional research geek! Not cool, Dan! –Cry Foul
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I submitted your plagiarized answers to a plagiarism search engine (www.turnitin.com) and ran it through some plagiarism-detecting software (EVE2, available at www.canexus.com/eve) and they both came up blank. Rest assured that the Internet will be no help to anybody. –Teach
Where do you get your information? I’m referring to your reply to Montana Momma’s letter and your comment that “One of the main features of homosexuality is promiscuity.” You are so wrong! My partner and I have been in a monogamous LTR (Life Time Relationship) for 18 years. My partner and I are homosexuals and you do not have the right to speak on our behalf–you are not the spokesperson for our community! Tell Montana Momma that her son can have a monogamous LTR relationship with another man! –Itchy & Scratchy
I refuse to believe that every single fantasy sent in was as boring as you say it was. What does that say about your readers? People took the time to share their fantasies with you. The least you could do is print some of them. –Disappointed in Savage
