Dear readers: As promised, this week’s column is packed with letters from straight guys who don’t want to suck dick. Enjoy.
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I’m writing because I need your help. My girlfriend and I broke up three months ago. Since then I cannot stop thinking of her. I’ve written letters and tried phoning. She hates me and now thinks I’m stalking her. What would you do if the person you wanted to spend the rest of your life with ignored you? I am going out of my mind.
I’m a guy who gets off on dirty panties. Since there’re so many porn stars and escorts and sexy women on-line selling their panties, I’m sorely tempted to buy myself some. Can I get STDs from sniffing a stranger’s panties? I know this isn’t earth-shattering, but I’d like an expert opinion.
Yes, I am a straight American boy who likes to drink beer, fuck women, eat pussy, and watch girl-on-girl porn. But I have a question for you. If guys like girl-on-girl action so much, why don’t women watch men having sex in porn more often? In fact, it seems that it doesn’t turn them on at all like the converse does men. Do you know?
When a straight woman looks at gay male porn, on the other hand, nothing is missing. There are holes; there are cocks. A woman can bring a third mouth into the action, or a third butthole, or her vagina, but the addition of her body doesn’t complete the picture since two guys can penetrate each other just fine, thanks, without a woman around.
