Dear Readers: A few weeks back I printed a letter from Mutilated and Comeless, a 24-year-old who lost the head of his penis–the glans–in a botched circumcision. MAC hasn’t had an orgasm since he was 16, and the few women he’s slept with as an adult either failed to notice his condition–and the fact that he didn’t climax–or ran screaming once they got a look at his cock. Ironically enough, he thought getting head might help him get off, but he couldn’t bring himself to ask anyone to suck what was left of his dick.
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It surprised me when you were left without a suitable suggestion for our poor friend MAC. Since you’re a sex-advice columnist and, especially, a gay man, I thought for sure your answer would be immediate. Though he’s straight and may be opposed to anal play (as an unfortunate proportion of straight men are), men who don’t have regular orgasms often become desperate creatures who’ll try things they otherwise wouldn’t. I would encourage him to go the direct route and find some really cool chick who’ll shove a finger up his ass. I know I’ve had partners come without me even touching their penises when my cock, a finger, or a toy wound up in their asses. Believe me, there are chicks out there willing to do these things for him. –Feeling His Pain
MAC’s problem can be solved by everyone’s best friend: drugs! Maybe experimenting with Viagra and the like, and possibly Wellbutrin (an antidepressant that increases sex drive and sometimes enhances sex), could help MAC reach orgasm. –Drug Lover
