I read your advice to the 17-year-old HARD, telling him to avoid a threesome because his “gut” told him not to do it. Maybe gay men are regularly given the chance to pick and choose threesomes, but young HARD won’t be so lucky. Being a heterosexual male, I can speak from actual experience–and regret. I had a youthful opportunity to have a threesome with two gorgeous, if somewhat twisted, dorm mates. Like HARD, I was a little freaked by the situation and passed on it. As you implied to HARD, if I was this lucky at 17, certainly other threesome opportunities would come my way when I was older and more mature.
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This is in reference to your “Brad Pitt coming on Ashton Kutcher’s face” fantasy. Brad, excellent; Ashton, excellent; bondage, excellent. What I don’t get is the coming on the face part. I am a female in a relationship with a male. Through him I have of course become aware of the prevalence in straight male pornography of coming on women’s faces, and now I see that this seems to figure for gay males as well.
Who is Ashton Kutcher?
Well, I’ll see your “Seann William Scott sitting on Jimmy Fallon’s face” and raise you a “Jason Sehorn eating Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey out of Freddie Prinze Jr.’s armpits.”
This is my fantasy, NAFMA. Do what you like with Ashton and Brad–and Josh, Ben, Heath, Charlie, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin–in your own fantasies, but in mine Brad will always be coming on Ashton’s face.
