I would like to remove the hair from my butt, but it’s hard to fit the razor in my cleavage. Which depilatories are safe for the area?
All righty then, on the off chance the above didn’t shake your resolve to be rid of those ass whiskers, HBB, I contacted Scott Hughes at Laser’s Edge in Lake Oswego, Oregon, just outside Portland. According to Scott, laser hair removal and electrolysis are the only permanent FDA-approved hair-removal procedures on the market. Other methods of hair removal are temporary, and most depilatories are “chemical processes,” i.e., they burn off hair and aren’t recommended for use in “sensitive areas,” i.e., crotches and ass cracks.
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But in answer to your question (what diseases could you catch?), well, you’d have to lick a lot of come off a lot of floors, but it’s conceivable that you could contract HIV doing this–this–thing you do. According to Barak Gaster, Savage Love’s long-suffering medical advisor, licking floors without come on them is actually pretty safe. “There is a lot of paranoia about germs that you can catch from dirt, like a dirty floor, probably more than is warranted by reality,” said Barak. “The diseases people get are by and large spread from person to person or from bad drinking water. Stuff on the floor is not that big a risk.”
