I am a 21-year-old college student, sharing an apartment with a guy who’s been my best friend for a long time. We get along well and are very compatible roommates, but an incident two weeks ago has jeopardized all that.
When you’re sharing an apartment, overhearing your roommate getting laid is unavoidable. The roommate who isn’t getting laid walks down the hall to the bathroom, and as he passes the door to the room of the roommate who is getting laid he hears a groan or a grunt or a thud or a slap. In most cases it’s pretty easy for the roommate who isn’t getting laid to avoid further listening–he can continue on his way to the bathroom or turn on the TV or whatever.
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–Hope Everything Looks Peachy
“You’re doing it right now! You’ve got your finger in your ass! I’m not crazy!”
