Hi! I’m a straight guy, but I have a lot of stereotypically “gay” qualities, i.e., I’m sensitive, caring, and I like shopping, cooking, and Madonna. I developed a lot of these qualities because that’s what I thought women wanted in a man. But ever since I can remember I’ve always had problems attracting women. I’ve only had one serious girlfriend, and I haven’t had sex in over a year and a half. What can I do to attract more women? –Tired of Being Around Guys
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So what’s a faggy straight guy to do? Well, if you could cultivate a host of stereotypical “gay” qualities to try to attract women, you should be able to uncultivate those same qualities. You don’t have to turn yourself into a belching, farting, Mountain Dew-drinking Limp Bizkit fan to get yourself some pussy, TOBAG; you just need to butch it up a little bit. Shop a little less, care a little less, and listen to Madonna a little less. Good luck, girlfriend.
I was without a girlfriend for a year and a half, during which time I had escorts come over about a dozen times. There were some great experiences, some mediocre ones. There was no kissing, and I wore condoms for everything, so it was safe. Now I am seeing someone, and this someone believes very strongly that prostitution is degrading to women. “Susan” and I were talking about a strip club that had recently closed down in her neighborhood when she asked me if I’d ever had a prostitute. I said that I didn’t mind if others did but that I’d never been to one myself.
Thanks for sharing, ISB.
Any man who verbally abuses, emotionally badgers, argues, coerces, or twists a lady’s arm into doing something in the bedroom is not only a selfish prick, but also a controller. I don’t want my dick sucked by someone who just isn’t into it. My daughters read your column (which is why I’m writing). Confused shouldn’t let herself be bullied. Stand your ground! –Patrick
