I love you, Dan, but you are so wrong about tighty whities!
TWs are wrong? No, let me tell you what’s wrong: Thoroughly Modern Millie getting the Tony for best new musical over Urinetown is wrong. George W. Bush’s opposition to an independent commission to investigate the intelligence failures that laid out the welcome mat for the September 11 terrorists is wrong. But tighty whities on a boyish, slim, hairless man? That’s righter than right.
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Like I told SLUT, TWs only look good on the right guys–and only when they’re clean, of course. (Any man with thoroughly modern personal hygiene practices should be able to keep his TWs clean.) And I’m sorry, NMTW, but I hardly think a woman–a representative of the gender most likely to wear wrong, ridiculous, awful thongs–is in any position to cast aspersions on males who wear tighty whities! At the end of the day, the average man’s TWs are a hell of a lot cleaner than the average woman’s butt-hole-huggin’ thong!
(2) Tighty whities: If you’re sending pics to sex advice columnists or looking to get sucked by a guy at the gym.
–Prefers Advice Columnist Keep All Guys Educated
Wait a minute, YOUBIGTWAT, I didn’t say muscular 42-year-old men aren’t sexy. What I said was TWs look better on boyish, slim, hairless guys–and I stand by that statement.
I was all set to send you a picture of my boyfriend, who is boyish and slim and hairless and looks fantastic in tighty whities, but then I realized you were only looking for pictures of guys with girlfriends. Oh well.
