On more than one occasion I’ve been grabbed by the hair and pulled up for a big postcunnilingus kiss, but my face is dripping wet and I feel uncomfortable just laying a sloppy one on the girl without first wiping my face off on the sheet. Nothing was said by the girls, but I felt a little guilty. I had a girlfriend who would rush off and brush her teeth after giving head and it really bothered me. She was disgusted by my come. I’m not disgusted by pussy juice, I just want to keep things neat. Any thoughts?
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In cases where the woman isn’t directing the action–when you’re the one who decides it’s time to take a cunnilingus break–then you should pause for a quick wipe on your way up. But instead of wiping your face on the sheet, I would advise you to quickly pass a hand over your cheeks, mouth, and jaw, collecting as much of the excess moisture as you can. Then set your hand down on the sheet. Don’t wipe, DRIP, just let the sheet absorb what it can. That way you’ll be nice and neat and not too damp, and the girl you’re eating out won’t get the impression that you think a hand or face full of pussy juice is disgusting, which of course it isn’t. Or so I’m told.
I’m a 16-year-old male writing because of an uncomfortable situation with my father. I’ve known for a while that he looks at porn on the computer. I know that he is entitled to do whatever he wants with himself, but I can’t help it that this makes me feel kind of disgusted. I don’t know what to do. Please help!! –My Dad Is a Pervert
Look at it this way, Dan: Disabled man wants pussy. He doesn’t apparently want a relationship, just pussy. He also doesn’t want to or can’t pay for it. So his friend makes an appeal to the women of the world: Who wants to give my friend free pussy? He’s not good-looking, but hey, you can see beyond that, right, because you’re a good person! There’s no mention of this guy’s compensating virtues, other than that he won’t dump you because he can’t do any better. So even the traditional defense–“He’s a really nice person with lots of good qualities!”–wasn’t trotted out.
As a disabled guy, I have to applaud your response to Disabled Dilemma. You were just as harsh to him as you are to every other person who writes in. Kudos to you for treating us crips like everyone else in the world. I have to say that your advice was wrong, however. That guy doesn’t need to get used to being alone, or paying a hooker. Plenty of us crips find people perfectly willing to give it away for free (my boyfriend, for example). In fact, most of the disabled folks I know are sexually active.
