I’m in my 30s and I’ve had a fair bit of sexual experience. Not much surprises or shocks me, sad to say, but this time I’m stumped. Here’s what happened: I was at a club with someone I’d met a few weeks prior and we were getting pretty steamy. We were off in a corner, watching the band. He placed me in front of him and then freed his “member.” He took my hand and put it on his penis–and this is where you come in, Dan, because questions raced through my mind: Was I supposed to jerk him until he came? If so, where exactly would he come? What if something got on my black shirt?
OK, here’s the advice: the next time some guy slips his erection into your hand in a public place, you might wanna screw your courage to the sticking place and ask him what the fuck he wants.
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My advice for you is the same as my advice for WSGC: All you had to do was open your mouth and ask a simple question. In your case the question was, “Hey, I’d like to get off too. So, uh, howzabout it?” That question would’ve put the girlfriend in the position of having to explain herself or put out. Since she’s still calling, it’s not too late to ask her why she was so insensitive to your needs, and best of all it’s not too late for her to put out. The next time she calls, say, “Look, I made you come and I wanted to come too, and I thought I made that pretty clear. But you didn’t seem interested in reciprocating. A guy who doesn’t care about a woman’s sexual fulfillment is considered a lousy, selfish lover. So if you can offer me some explanation for your behavior that convinces me you’re not a lousy, selfish lover, I might want to see you again.”
