I’m a 30-year-old straight male. I am successful and reasonably good-looking. Anyway, here’s the deal: There is a woman about my age that I find mentally stimulating, but only moderately physically attractive. I’ve found through experience that single, independent women who’ve made it to their 30s alone are the types of women I respect and enjoy talking to and spending time with. But–and here’s the shitty part–I’m not sure I want to be with a woman who’s, um, less than stunning.
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If this column were written by an older woman, like most advice columns, your letter would inspire a tirade: “You can think with your cock and marry some empty-headed 24-year-old bimbo who rates high on your meat-o-meter, pal, but one day that 24-year-old looker is gonna be just another 44-year-old woman ravaged by gravity and deeply bitter about it. Over the long haul, a married couple spends a lot more time talking than they do fucking, so I’d advise you to marry someone who rates a bit higher on your mind-o-meter.”
That’s what the ol’ ladies would tell you, HFWHH, but lucky for you this column is written by me, a dumb fag, and not an ol’ lady. Fags are men, and men are pigs, and here’s some thoroughly piggish advice that might actually be of some use: While everyone does get older–time and gravity spare no one–that’s no reason to forgo 15 or 20 years of sex with a woman who sets off your meat-o-meter. Those 30-year-old women you admire for their brains and independence were once relatively empty-headed 24-year-olds. So keep dating 24-year-olds until you meet a woman you believe will mature into one of those smart, older women you admire so much.
Probably my favorite sex act is to be fucked by a woman wearing a strap-on. Every other sex act under the sun, from blow jobs to facials to scat, has a catchy name, but not a man getting fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap-on. Could you come up with a name for this activity, if only for the sake of those of us who place ads in the personals?
Thanks for sharing, SISF.
