I’m a chick with a desire to be punched. I want a black eye, you see. My boyfriend won’t do it because he has this hang-up about “beating” his girlfriend. But he did give me permission to ask my best male friend if he would punch me. My friend said yes, if I got him drunk enough. But once he was drunk he couldn’t do it. Any suggestions for a girl who wants some satisfaction and a black eye? Makeup won’t cut it. –Just Punch Me
I like to suck the snot out of my wife’s nose when we’re having sex. Is there a name for this “move”? –Taste o’ Phlegm
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This “move” is called “mucophagy,” TOP, and here’s the skinny on your icky fetish from Brenda Love’s exhaustive and exhausting Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices: “Consuming nasal mucosa is done as a matter of course in nasolingus. Others may engage in mucophagy because of the implied self degradation, or simply the novelty of it. Like consumption of other body secretions, mucophagy can be used to demonstrate total acceptance and love of a partner.”
–Bride to Be
