I am an 18-year-old lesbian. My girlfriend of two years is 17. We have not had sex, however, which by my definition is making each other come by whatever means. She is willing to touch me, but she prefers that I not touch her. She was assaulted when she was 15, and the guy turned sexual touching into a nightmare for her. I’ve been really patient and I try not to pressure her but my hormones are raging and I really want to have sex. She knows it, but it seems like it probably won’t happen.
Face facts: Your girlfriend isn’t ready to be in a relationship with you or anyone else, and you’re not doing her any favors by continuing to see her. She needs to get her ass to a shrink and work on those don’t-touch-me demons, something she’s unlikely to do as long as she has a girlfriend who’s willing to work around them. Your girlfriend has to realize that not confronting them is going to severely limit her sexually and socially, and the best way to make her see that is for you to dump her.
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Then go right on seeing your shrink, dressing up in women’s clothes, and beating off to S-M porn. If you want to find someone to indulge your kinks with (which is what you were secretly looking for when you told your friend), take out some personal ads in kink magazines or on Web sites or hire yourself a kinky male escort.
Since adolescence, all my fantasies have been about scenarios in which dozens of men lick my snatch for hours at a time. My favorite: My cunt in a state of excitement secretes a compound that makes men’s dicks grow. Men line up for the chance to use their tongues to bring me off. Every morning I choose the hottest six from the crowd outside my door, invite them in, and bind them to a complicated pussy-licking chair. Then I take turns sitting on their faces, and watch their dongs swell to mammoth proportions.
