Whenever we are making love, my girlfriend begs me to say “sexy things” to her. I have no clue as to what she means or what to say. She tells me she’s turned on by “dirty” talk. Can you please give me some examples of sexy things to say? Or where can I get educated about dirty things to say to a woman when we’re making love?
Yes, yes, yes: there are women out there who want nothing more than to be called whores and who love to piss on their boyfriends/husbands. But they’re exceptions. So ladies, be warned: Men are kinkier than women, so the things men fantasize about are often dark and, if you’re game, hotter than hell. If you’re a woman who isn’t kinky at all or who considers “Oh, yeah, do me!” to be dirty talk, well, maybe you shouldn’t ask your boyfriend/husband to talk dirty. And guys, be warned: When she asks you to share your fantasies, don’t just blurt out “pegging” or “I want you to tie me up, gag me with your dirty panties, then piss all over me.” That may be your wildest fantasy, but the fact that she asked doesn’t mean she’s ready to hear it. While I think that people should share their fantasies with each other–of course!–straight men need to take things slowly, gauging the girlfriend’s/wife’s reaction the whole time.
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Divorce the bi guy. Seriously.
I too thought about going into teaching, but realized in time that it would be a big mistake. I eventually got some counseling and learned that I wasn’t ever going to banish these thoughts, no matter what, and it was my obligation to make sure I didn’t get myself in trouble and/or mess up some kid. I was in a satisfying relationship with another adult, which is a must for SADBOY and any other man with these thoughts. And I never, not once, put myself in a position where I’d be around young adolescent boys to any significant degree.
